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Poetic Injustice
AnElephantCant always write sensibly AnElephantCant stick to the rules It’s not what he’s got But what he’s not got That makes AnElephant amazingly cool He’s not got a clue about poetry Or iambic...
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Pancakes on the Roof
Roses are Red Violets are Refrigeration Aliens don’t wear hats! AnElephantCant tell you how lucky he is With the more talented much fairer sex He isn’t good looking He is hopeless at cooking And he is...
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Raining Cats and Doggerel
AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a...
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AnElephant Makes the World Go Round
Camels – nothing like Elephants AnElephantCant claim he’s been everywhere This world is an enormous place But he gathers his thoughts Remembers one or two spots Where it’s best if he does not show his...
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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant
An Elephant, AnElephant, An Elephant AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke...
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Rum Rhymes Fun Times Wind Chimes
Wind Chimes by Des AnElephantCant control the breeze or the wind Though he is dumb enough to try many times But nevertheless He is sure you can guess That AnElephant just loves to hear tinkling wind...
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Sunshine SuperEle
AnElephant on a Beach by Phil Burns AnElephantCant stop himself gloating He is swimming in the Mediterranean today The water is lovely He is feeling quite bubbly He is the only pachyderm in all of...
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Elephants ‘R’ Us
Some Elephants Can by AnElephantCant AnElephantCant keep it a secret Pachyderms come in many different shapes and sizes The little dudes up above Who you just gotta love Look a certainty to stroll off...
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Splintered Thoughts on Winter Sports
Winter Sports by Phil Burns AnElephantCant take part in Winter Sports Although some ladies outfits do look rather nice But what his complaint here is They look rather dangerous AnElephantCant skate on...
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AnElephant and AnAngel
AngElephant by Penny L Howe* AnElephantCant write about angels He knows nothing of such ethereal things You perhaps think he should Try more often to be good So he can understand just why the heavenly...
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